The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!