- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

he power to make mistakes

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to (place useless super power here)

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to not exercise.

The power to do nothing with your life.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

The power of laser pointer vision.

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

Pointless Super Powers