- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

the power to count from A to purple

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

The power to ejaculate

the power to eat bread

The power that will grant you no power.

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

the power to misspell

The power to forget what your superpower is

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to lick your balls.

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

Pointless Super Powers