- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The power to skip the Kripp.

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

The power of being pointless

The power to not move but your always happy.

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The ability to find a squirrels nuts

The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

The power to open a walnut with your mind

See through invisible people

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to thumb up your own comments.

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

Justin Bieber

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

cry acid tears

The power to think your dreams are real.

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

Pointless Super Powers