The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to like this power

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to touch your toes

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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the powre to spel

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!