The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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swear words -jesse

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!