The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!