the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!