The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!