The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to be powerless

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!