The ability to eat the red ones last

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to live.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to speak braille.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!