- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

the power to eat bread

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

The power that will grant you no power.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The power to lick your balls.

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

The power to scare female plants.

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

The power drown in water

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

the power to have another pointless superpower

The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

the power to like Hilary Clinton

The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to invent things that have already been invented.

Pointless Super Powers