The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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the power to instantly die

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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being black

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!