- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

Having the power to stand still

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

the ability to grow your nails at will.

the power to yell a math problem at will

The power to start time.

To be able to summon old people

The power to fart out of your hands.

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

The power of women's rights.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

Super-slowness

the power to be infinitely constipated

The power to eat nandos

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

Pointless Super Powers