The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The ability to see through insects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!