the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to like this power

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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Acid tears.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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the power to eat bread

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!