The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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shit and piss at the same time

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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the power to sit

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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the ability to talk to humans

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!