Being a freemason

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The ability to police irony

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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the power to turn retarted

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!