the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to troll.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to not care.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!