- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The ability to not have a super power.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

the ability to talk to humans

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to be an idiot.

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to breath Oxygen

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

Pointless Super Powers