- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to be powerless

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to reverse walk backwards.

the power to be invisible when sleep.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

the power to get married

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

the power to make food shrimp.

The ability to control dairy products

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

All of aquaman's powers.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!