- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to eat your poop

The power to like any show

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The power to walk through air.

The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

The power to not do it.

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

Pointless Super Powers