The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to scare female plants.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to create shit

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cry acid tears

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to eat soap.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!