The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!