- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The power to have gravity.

The power to fart on a plane.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

the power to morph into yourself

the ability to constantly have the fever

32% Levitation.

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power to breath Oxygen

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

Pointless Super Powers