The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to be french.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to have a power

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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the power to morph into yourself

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!