The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to smell water.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to be normal and average

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!