the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!