- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

the power to send text messages while driving

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to reverse walk backwards.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to read your own mind

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to be an idiot.

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to drown on land.

Pointless Super Powers