- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become a laptop forever!

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

the ability to look into your brain

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The ability to like this post

To have the power to breathe

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to break a Nokia

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to not have any power at all

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

Power to give birth through your penis.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

Pointless Super Powers