The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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the power to eat bread

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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the power to get in the van

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!