the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to not care.

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the power to like charlie

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to not do it.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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the power to get sick

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!