The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to self destruct

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to have gravity.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!