The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!