- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The ability to be poor for life

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power to see the past.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to like Justin Bieber

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to make money disappear.

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The power to shrink boobs

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

Pointless Super Powers