the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!