The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to die

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power of women's rights.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to not have a superpower

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to be an idiot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!