The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to die.

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the power to turn into a tree

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!