The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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the power to become translucent

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!