the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!