The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to count to infinity.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to waste money

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!