The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to not be funny

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The ability to control dairy products

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to not finish your....

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!