The power to become famous on vine

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cry acid tears

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to eat soap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!