The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to die from darting too hard

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boo

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!