The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to die at will

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!