The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to become famous on vine

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cry acid tears

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!