the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The ability to not live forever

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to have a V8

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!