The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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power to have no power at all

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to get arrested

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!