The power to rite liek dis

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!