- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die at will

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to (place useless super power here)

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The power to teleport to the south pole.

power to have no power at all

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

the ability to fart out of your nose

The power to get arrested

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The power to climb up fallen trees

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The Power to touch MC Hammer

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to shoot glue from your penis

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

Pointless Super Powers