The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The ability to count to potato

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!