- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

The ability to count to potato

The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to take a crap.

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to throw fireballs only under water

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

The power to both love and hate marmite.

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to make lipstick fly

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to be french.

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

Pointless Super Powers