The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to control mealworms

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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lol

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!