- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to get arrested

Liam Brudenell

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to plank

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

Acid tears.

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

the power to animate condiments

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

The power to die at will

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

The power that will grant you no power.

the power to not have superpowers

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The ability to not slip on banana peels

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

Pointless Super Powers