- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lower your IQ at will.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to smell through your arse.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

the power to randomly die at any moment

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

the power to change people socks on command

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

Pointless Super Powers