- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

the ability to look into your brain

The ability to die instantly

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to bleed anally at will

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

Being able to fly in place.

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

the power to fart your way to the moon

The power to volunteer as tribute.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

the power to make bubles without soap

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

Pointless Super Powers