The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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lol

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to not do it.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!