- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

the power to morph into yourself

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

the power to inhale and exhale air

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to not get shit dick

The power to be Chuck Norris

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The ability to be Edward Cullen

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to grow more genitals.

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

the power to summon a massive midget

the power to eat bread

Pointless Super Powers