The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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to do nothing

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to control mealworms

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!