- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The power to lose this power.

The power to make my own sandwich

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to display emotions at will

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

Pointless Super Powers