the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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hello

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!