The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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Being a freemason

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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the power to eat bread

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The power to read terms and conditions

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power to turn retarted

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!