The power to be Chuck Norris

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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Acid tears.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!