- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sharpen a pen

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

shit and piss at the same time

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

The ability to watch movies in 1D

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

The ability to not live forever

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

the ability to talk to humans

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

Pointless Super Powers