- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The ability to get up from the couch.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to lower your IQ at will.

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

Pointless Super Powers