The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to like any show

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to not do it.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!