The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!