The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!