the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to display emotions at will

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to make faces at the blind

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!