The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to die while dieing

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!