the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

thumb_up thumb_down +52

The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

thumb_up thumb_down +48

the power to sit

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

thumb_up thumb_down +151

The power to be able to never have a power.

thumb_up thumb_down +149

power to fart through your mouth

thumb_up thumb_down +145

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

thumb_up thumb_down +145

The power to take a s*** on people

thumb_up thumb_down +139

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

thumb_up thumb_down +139

the power to yell a math problem at will

thumb_up thumb_down +135

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

thumb_up thumb_down +125

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

thumb_up thumb_down +123

The power to have anything you want that is free.

thumb_up thumb_down +119

Having the power of a normal human

thumb_up thumb_down +119

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

thumb_up thumb_down +113

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

thumb_up thumb_down +109

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

thumb_up thumb_down +107

the power to fly, but only when you poop

thumb_up thumb_down +107

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

thumb_up thumb_down +97

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!