The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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the ability to talk to humans

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to become black!

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!