- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to control dairy products

lol

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

All of aquaman's powers.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

boo

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

The power to die.

The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

Pointless Super Powers