The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to pee poop

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!